my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
i just realised…
it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING
Top Gear in India
How can you not like top gear?
I watched this the other week and was in literal tears
"I am banning Justin Beiber from the USA, along with those damn bronies."
"a brain the size of a monkey"
"1/3 of the nation"
OH MY GOD
…I’m not touching that pizza…
perfect gif usage
This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.
THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK
if i die resurrect me with this video